Pets have personality too.

Turn your pet into a legend.

We turn real pet photos and delightfully incriminating details into personalized files with very official-looking consequences.

Custom gifts for pets with big personalities

A dog in glasses and a suit, ready for the Bark Bureau

Big personalities only.

Employee of the month • socialite • suspect

Silly gifts. Real love. Zero corporate oversight.

Made from your real pet

Every joke starts with their own little habits.

Ready to share

High-resolution digital delivery for the group chat.

The process

Three steps to an HR incident.

We collect just enough evidence to give your pet a position, salary, performance review, and very concerning manager notes.

  1. 01

    Submit the mugshots

    Upload a few clear photos so we can document the ears, the attitude, and the suspiciously innocent face.

  2. 02

    Disclose the misconduct

    Give us the quirks: favorite thing, worst habit, biggest crime, and any relevant character witnesses.

  3. 03

    Receive the official record

    Your polished digital file arrives ready for gifting, printing, posting, and presenting as evidence.

Inside the file

Corporate language. Personal allegations.

Position
Senior Snack Acquisition Specialist
Strengths
Hearing cheese from four rooms away
HR investigation
Unauthorized couch occupation

“We are considering termination, but she is very cute.”

Manager’s notes

The kind of official record that belongs on a fridge, desk, or family group chat.

The record awaits

Your pet deserves a job title. At minimum.

A few photos. A few answers. One personalized file your group chat will never recover from.

Start their file