Pets have personality too.
Turn your pet into a legend.
We turn real pet photos and delightfully incriminating details into personalized files with very official-looking consequences.
Custom gifts for pets with big personalities
Big personalities only.
Employee of the month • socialite • suspect
Silly gifts. Real love. Zero corporate oversight.
Made from your real pet
Every joke starts with their own little habits.
Ready to share
High-resolution digital delivery for the group chat.
The process
Three steps to an HR incident.
We collect just enough evidence to give your pet a position, salary, performance review, and very concerning manager notes.
- 01
Submit the mugshots
Upload a few clear photos so we can document the ears, the attitude, and the suspiciously innocent face.
- 02
Disclose the misconduct
Give us the quirks: favorite thing, worst habit, biggest crime, and any relevant character witnesses.
- 03
Receive the official record
Your polished digital file arrives ready for gifting, printing, posting, and presenting as evidence.
Inside the file
Corporate language. Personal allegations.
- Position
- Senior Snack Acquisition Specialist
- Strengths
- Hearing cheese from four rooms away
- HR investigation
- Unauthorized couch occupation
“We are considering termination, but she is very cute.”
Manager’s notes
The kind of official record that belongs on a fridge, desk, or family group chat.
The bureau collection
Find their best title.
The record awaits
Your pet deserves a job title. At minimum.
A few photos. A few answers. One personalized file your group chat will never recover from.